All of the Emails, Crowdsourcing

Every Fictional Character’s Email Address…Ever

I’m on a quest.

A quest to compile as many  fictional characters’ email addresses as possible. The emails of people from history, from literature, from culture, from music, from Cheetos commercials, from all the places.

I’ve already put together 100 email addresses (with help from friends) but THAT IS NOT ENOUGH.

Read these first 100. Then, put on your fake email hat and make some up yourself.

Write your emails in the form below (or post a comment). Include your name to get some credit. Then, make your friends, frenemies, and enemies do it too. Every few hours, I’ll add new emails to The List until there are LITERALLY no fictional characters left. Not even Jar Jar Binks.

Ok, let’s go.

2infinity@beyond.com

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  1. lknope@pawneeparks.gov
  2. eliza.doolittle@otmail.com
  3. beetlejuicebeetlejuice@beetlejuice.com
  4. maximus@romanarmy.gov
  5. Rosenberg_Willow@sunnydalecoven.org
  6. pinocchio@realboys.com
  7. dorothy@notkansasanymore.com
  8. humbert.humbert@myspace.com
  9. jskellington@halloweentown.gov
  10. jmcnulty@baltimorepolice.org
  11. john.malkovich@johnmalkovich.com
  12. gogo.yubari@crazy88s.co.jp
  13. athos@musketeers.com
  14. porthos@musketeers.com
  15. aramis@musketeers.com
  16. d.artagnan@musketeers.net
  17. Bert.Macklin@FBI.com
  18. hodor@hodor.hodor
  19. admin@magiciansalliance.biz
  20. francis_underwood@house.gov
  21. francis.urquhart.mp@parliament.uk
  22. jenny@theblock.com
  23. oprah
  24. Captain@vontrappfamilysingers.com
  25. lil-bonaparte@elba.co.fr
  26. l.roslin@ed.kobol.gov
  27. DVader@dstar.gov
  28. charlie@kittenmittons.com
  29. snowwhite@NAACP.org
  30. patti.stanger@jdate.com
  31. heather@westerburghigh.edu
  32. heatherd@westerburghigh.edu
  33. heatherm@westerburghigh.edu
  34. duchess@isis.org
  35. careeradvice@doratheexplorer.com
  36. mrpaltrow@gwensaidicouldhavethisemail.com
  37. jonahhill@weightwatchers.com
  38. vangogh@tinnitussupport.org
  39. pangloss@bestofallpossiblewords.com
  40. SpoonBender@010100_matrix.com
  41. donald.kaufman@charliekaufman.com
  42. fearandloathing@lasvegas.com
  43. sauron@twotowers.com
  44. nobody@milford.edu
  45. phantom@operadeparis.co.fr
  46. tlannister@kingshand.gov
  47. raphael@cowabunga.com
  48. leonardo@cowabunga.com
  49. michaelangelo@cowabunga.com
  50. donatello@cowabunga.com
  51. cam.jansen@mensa.gov
  52. EttaJames@last.com
  53. severalorphans@boxcar.com
  54. betty.draper@galacticfederation.gov
  55. quorin.halfhand@thenorth.com
  56. r.sterling@aa.org
  57. bran@winterfall.com
  58. jon.snow@nightswatch.gov
  59. genie@aladdinsbottle.com
  60. willy.wonka@chocolatefactory.com
  61. ender@battleschool.mil
  62. rupert.giles@watchers.gov
  63. toto@africa.com
  64. wax.off.miyagi@eharmony.com
  65. englishman@newyork.com
  66. mrsdoubtfire@sfnannies.com
  67. enryiggins@otmail.com
  68. Dwight@SchruteFarms.com
  69. batman@princeton.edu
  70. mrmanager@thebananastand.com
  71. money@thebananastand.com
  72. winnie.pooh@100acrewoods.com
  73. trap@battleofendor.com
  74. simba@priderock.gov
  75. Greedo@hanshotfirst.com
  76. nicholas@romanov.gov.ru
  77. nicholas@ekaterinburg.gov.ru
  78. bob@bobsburgers.net
  79. midas@gold.gov
  80. dpelton@greendalecc.edu
  81. alice@wonderland.com
  82. melanie.wilkes@peachtreelane.com
  83. Maeby.Funke@TantamountStudios.com
  84. liz.lemon@cheeseeatersanonymous.net
  85. martha.stewart@match.com
  86. eager.kenneth@nbc.com
  87. kitty@glasseson.bluth.com
  88. melisandre@westerosgingers.com
  89. sabrina.spellman@adamshigh.edu
  90. v-frizzle@walkervilleschool.edu
  91. barack@hardplace.com
  92. d.rodman@uriminzok.co.nk
  93. panic@disco.com
  94. humantorch@fantastic.four
  95. mrfantastic@fantastic.four
  96. thing@fantastic.four
  97. same.same@different.com.vn
  98. carol.tunt@isis.com
  99. cheryl.tunt@isis.com
  100. olmec@hiddentemple.com

United we make up email addresses, divided we fall.

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Reader contributions:

  1. sherlock@sciofdeduction.com
  2. drjwatson@sciofdeduction.slowuptake.com
  3. sjwatsonholmes@otp.com
  4. tartuffe@easycon.net
  5. prospero@cloudcappdtowers.com
  6. rosalind@match.fr.com
  7. ladymcb@linkedin.com
  8. gloucester@blindnessadvocates.org (voice enabled)
  9. whoseslipperisthis_callme@gmail.com
  10. anne@greengables.ca
  11. notlazyjustdontcare@initech.com
  12. anonymous@rumplestilstkin.de
  13. ladym@glamis.gov
  14. ladym@cawdor.gov
  15. ladym@scotland.gov
  16. permanent failure to send
  17. pickyprincess@agrabah.gov
  18. palpatine@empire.gov (personal)
  19. benedictxvi@vatican.va (business)
  20. brkngmyheart@lakenaboo.com
  21. tonytiger@doubleagents.ada.org
  22. fa.mulan@jezebel.com
  23. itsatrap@rebelalliance.mil
  24. dr.b.rieux@oranplaguerelief.fr.org
  25. jonah.ice9@sanmarino.com
  26. spartacus@gmail.com
  27. spartacus2@gmail.com
  28. spartacus3@gmail.com
  29. spartacus5@gmail.com
  30. spartacus14@gmail.com
  31. spartacus73@gmail.com
  32. spartacus109@gmail.com
  33. spartacus256@gmail.com
  34. spartacus844@gmail.com
  35. spartacus1046@gmail.com
  36. spartacus2760@gmail.com
  37. spartacus5669@gmail.com
  38. spartacus14894@gmail.com
  39. spartacus23556@gmail.com
  40. spartacus426001@gmail.com
  41. illest.rapper@live.com
  42. robin.hood@sherwoodforest.org.uk
  43. raylan.givens@usdoj.gov
  44. margaret@wood.com
  45. b@man.com

Credit: Isaac Engels, Sid Branca, Kelvin Dinkins, Clayton Raithel, Kevin Herman, Alex Wasserman, Marsha

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